when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck
lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.
so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.
ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.
If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.